Are you a clueless romantic? Do you stumble over every compliment you offer your loved one?Let's be honest: you need to stop trying to be the dreamy, passionate lover you desire to be - it'll never work. This book, packed with tongue-in-cheek quips and endearingly honest declarations of lukewarm love, is right up your street and the perfect gift to give to your other half (instead of that beautiful bouquet they'll be expecting).