In this hilariously wacky and fantastical picture book from Christine Roussey, illustrator of the mega-bestselling In My Heart, you WON’T hear yet another unicorn story . . . fine, unless you insist!Full of self-aware humor and delightful ridiculousness at every turn, this is a unicorn picture book unlike any other, perfect for sharing. I know what you’re thinking. But don’t worry, I’m not going to tell you another unicorn story!Nothing about a magical horse with a neon pink mane, galloping through an extraordinary world full of wonder.I definitely won’t tell you about the miraculous Fountain of Joy or the rainbow poops as fluffy as whipped cream. And I promise not to say a word about any mischievous gnomes named Nestor. You insist? Pfff, fine, all right . . .